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Started coding on a Sinclair Spectrum+ a long time ago. Now I'm coding at @adessoSE, where I hexagonalize everything and write tests first.
- Building scalable enterprise solutions
- Advocating for Hexagonal Architecture and Domain-Driven Design
- Practicing test-driven development
- Running the family datacenter
- Daily driving NixOS (yes, I mention it within 5 minutes)
- Sailing the Pinguin V14, she is over 100 yo
- Camping you'll find me at the Camp or in a hammock somewhere in the woods
"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
#!/bin/bash
# Random DevOps wisdom
WISDOM=(
"There is no cloud, it's just someone else's computer"
"To be trusted, be predictable. To be predictable, be automated."
"99.99% uptime = 52 minutes of downtime per year. Plan accordingly."
"If it's not in version control, it doesn't exist"
"Containers are just fancy chroots. Podman knows this."
)
echo "${WISDOM[$RANDOM % ${#WISDOM[@]}]}"- Mastodon: @kressnerd@chaos.social
- E-mail: echo "a3Jlc3NuZXJkQGVtX25vLmp1c3RfbWFzdG9kb24gOykK" | base64 -d
"Yes, I use Arch btw (jk, it's NixOS)"