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France's digital sovereignty push is struggling to escape the Microsoft gravity well
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Dutch chip startup claims all-European fab flow – with help from a very American friend
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Neo4j plots Palantir alternative with GraphAware acquisition
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LibreOffice brands Euro-Office a 'de facto ally' of Microsoft's lock-in strategy
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Canada wants to make its own AI, break free from US bots
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EU's digital sovereignty boo-boo may be the best thing to ever happen to the project
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Europe built sovereign clouds to escape US control. Then forgot about the processors
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KDE bags €1.3M as Europe realizes it might need an OS of its own
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Vietnam to develop domestic cloud so it can ditch risky overseas operators for government workloads
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Europe wants out from under US tech – but first it has to find the exits
Systems
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Engineer accused of insider trading tied to Microsoft's reboot of Three Mile Island nuclear plant
SEC claims former Constellation employee made $1.4M trading options before the restart deal was announced
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IBM stacks up a sub-nanometer chip future
Big Blue shows off process node it claims can scale down to 1 Angstrom
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Micron locks in historically high memory prices for five years
Big buyers agree to deals that will deliver historically enormous margins and profits
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Qualcomm claims it's not too late for Dragonfly to land in datacenters
Oh, Snap(dragon): DC chief says the mobile-chip giant sees bit barns as its next growth market
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OpenAI gets chippy with Broadcom
Jalapeño is the latest announcement that attempts to portray OpenAI as more than a race-to-the-bottom model maker
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British Home Office seeks techie to herd nearly 1,000 engineers looking after 600 systems
£120k ... but you must take ultimate responsibility for functionality of e-gates, passports and more
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Datacenters dip a toe back into waterborne computing despite obvious challenges
Floating or sub-surface bit barns are all the rage, but unlikely to compete with multi-gigawatt sites
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Nvidia gets all agentic about supercomputing for scientific research
Tireless AI agents could help scientists do research humans alone can't, says GPU giant
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Tensordyne makes a big bet on log math to beat Nvidia
Who needs compute-hungry multiplications when you can just add logarithms
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Uncle Sam bets $500M that Alphabet spinoff's AI can dig up new semiconductor materials
AI drug discovery is so last year, even though it hasn't accomplished much yet
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ShinyHunters: How to close the Credential Rotation Gap
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Miro's Move: Detection Coverage for Claude Enterprise
Discover how enhanced Claude visibility helps SecOps teams detect, investigate, and respond to AI activity and risks.
Partner Content
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Jiangsu's first AI-powered 10 Gbps all-optical campus network launched at Southeast University
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ZTE and Tianyi Digital Life jointly unveil flagship home AI router
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ZTE showcases practical path to Level-4 autonomous networks through agentic AI and cross-domain innovation at DTW Ignite 2026
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ZTE presents full-stack intelligent energy storage solutions at the Smarter E Europe 2026, powering Europe's energy transition
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ZTE advances "AI and Gaming" strategy at MWC Shanghai 2026 with nubia Neo 5 Series leading the way
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ZTE and GSMA announce co-location between ZTE Global Summit & User Congress and GSMA M360 ASEAN at MWC26 Shanghai
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ZTE CDO Cui Li at GTI Summit 2026: Co-creating an intelligent, ubiquitous 6G future and exploring new opportunities in the mobile AI era
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ZTE AIR Core unleashes a new era of agent services beyond connectivity
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ZTE builds a TCO-optimal AI factory to fuel token economy
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ZTE CDO Cui Li at MWC Shanghai 2026: unlocking value and embracing uncertainty in the AI era
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Infosec
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It's looking like a hot, messy summer for security teams as AI finds countless previously hidden vulns
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Even the Secret Service won't use company-issued phones
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Amazon Q flaw let booby-trapped Git repos execute code, swipe cloud creds
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Miasma campaign poisons 20-plus npm packages, hunts for developer secrets
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Security boss thought MFA would be too much security
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Microsoft extends extended updates for Windows 10 in the most muted way imaginable
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Chinese cybersecurity company claims it’s built a better-than-Mythos bug finder
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Self-destructing Mistic backdoor linked to access broker selling corporate footholds to ransomware gangs
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Ex-Huntress analyst claims company insider fed info to a ransomware crim. Social media drama ensues
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UK school’s network left wide open for invasion, student found
Off Prem
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Fire burns Google Cloud India’s network, which remains slow a week later
PLUS: Japan’s space truck is back in business; Zoho's DIY servers; Record tech exports for Korea, and more!
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EU sovereignty push gives tech buyers a new alphabet soup to swallow
Brussels presses on despite US fury as it looks to enforce cloud autonomy and bolster open source
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Google, Canonical team up to certify Ubuntu images for TPU VMs
Chocolate Factory shifts Tensor Processing Unit Ubuntu support back upstream
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Arm moves into the heart of the cloud stack
SPONSORED POST: Hyperscaler adoption and AI workloads are accelerating multi-architecture infrastructure
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Snowflake to burn $6B on AWS Graviton CPUs and AI accelerators
Dataware house gambles cloud conveniences, AI accelerated insights will justify the cost.
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Big Tech extracts retirement-scale wealth from UK internet users, research shows
Britain's 'free' internet economy is powered by invisible data extraction that feeds advertisers, AI firms, and digital platforms
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Open Compute urges local government to bask in the warm glow of excess datacenter heat
Org that represents Meta, Google and Microsoft plans more heat reuse guidelines as debate over bit barn social license burns red hot
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Google Cloud suspended major customer Railway.com without cause, causing outage
This is the service we get when we spend $10m plus? asks automated code deployment outfit
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Broadcom finds a VMware customer willing to stick around: London Stock Exchange
LSEG signs up for five more years of Cloud Foundation, but keeps quiet on how much it'll cost
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Baidu says the quiet part out loud – you can’t build AI infrastructure, so clouds can cash in
CFO says GPU rentals are ‘structurally higher margin than CPU cloud’
Who Me?
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Sysadmin broke hardware worth more than he made in a month – and lied his way out of the mess
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How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!
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Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet
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Consultant mistakenly deleted a ton of data – but reported it as a bug
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Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident
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Under-trained techie didn't claim overtime for mistakenly failing to phone it in
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Backup script ingested an accidental asterisk and deleted everything
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Lab worker built a fake PC to nuke his lunch
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Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving
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PowerPoint punishment sent users into an infinite loop after lunch
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'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild
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IT manager approved downtime over lunch, but made a meal of it
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The developer who came in from the cold and melted a mainframe
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Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference
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Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo
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Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble
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Bug that wiped customer data saved the day – and a contract
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Server crashes traced to one very literal knee-jerk reaction
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Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell
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Final step to put new website into production deleted it instead
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Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office
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Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server
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Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam
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ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key
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Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause
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Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble
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New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good
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Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming
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Untrained techie broke the rules, made a mistake, and found a better way to work
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Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books
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Dev's last-day-of-contract code helped to crash app used by 350,000 people
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Developer made one wrong click and sent his AWS bill into the stratosphere
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Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver
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‘ERP down for emergency maintenance’ was code for ‘You deleted what?’
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Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware
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Company that made power systems for servers didn’t know why its own machines ran out of juice
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Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company
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Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it
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Intern had no idea what not to do, so nearly mangled a mainframe
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Bored developers accidentally turned their watercooler into a bootleg brewery
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After deleting a web server, I started checking what I typed before hitting 'Enter'
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Playing ball games in the datacenter was obviously stupid, but we had to win the league
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I was a part-time DBA. After this failover foul-up, they hired a full-time DBA
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CIO made a dangerous mistake and ordered his security team to implement it
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Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results
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Pay attention, class: Today you’ll learn the wrong way to turn things off
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Tech bro denied dev's hard-earned bonus for bug that overcharged a little old lady
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Intern did exactly what he was told and turned off the wrong server
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Under-qualified sysadmin crashed Amazon.com for 3 hours with a typo
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Junior developer's code worked in tests, destroyed data in production
Networks
MORE NETWORKS STORIES
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Malaysia ponders regulating management of IP addresses
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Germany went off the rails as wireless outage saw all trains cancelled
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O2 joins UK 2G switch-off with summer 2029 start date
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Telegram founder accuses Meta of sabotaging access in India with BGP hijacks
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Geopolitical jitters push Europe's internet registry away from cloud-first strategy
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Nvidia-backed optics vendor to boost wafer output by 4x to meet AI interconnect demand
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AWS rolls the dice for faster, more efficient networking
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Amazon Leo's satellite homework is late, but FCC won't flunk it just yet
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Brit regulator finds mobile network service on trains is far from first class
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Bend the beam like Beckham to defeat anti-jamming tech
Off Beat
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Portuguese bank sign's storage is about to cash out
Time to switch back to paper and harvest that suddenly valuable RAM
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US auto regulators want to kill robotaxi brake pedals
Requiring driverless vehicles to keep human brake controls impedes innovation, the NHTSA says
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Space Shuttle Endeavour stacks up nicely for new California exhibit
Full launch configuration recreated ahead of Samuel Oschin Air and Space Center's November opening
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They've read the scroll thing! AI helps decipher ancient document charred by Vesuvius
'Having certainly strained ourselves to the utmost through research and learning, we will no longer be inferior to them,' reads a scroll virtually unwrapped with the help of AI
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Perseverance rover finds even more signs of extinct life on Mars
Scientists remain skeptical, plead for someone to bring the rocks home
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Ordering a trip back to 2009, with a side of nostalgia
A time when Windows 7 was Microsoft's latest and greatest
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Space Force goes to (pretend) orbital war following record-fast Rocket Lab launch
Less than 17 hours after receiving orders, Rocket Lab put Pioneer in orbit for close-range maneuvers with True Anomaly's Jackal satellite
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Digital indigestion: Fizzy Coca-Cola display chokes on full storage
Ubuntu warning bubbles up on an Azores advertising screen
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Ukraine puts its Russian war trophies online for allies to pick apart
TrophyLab bad for Vlad as battlefield losses spill the secrets they had
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Inspired by musical greeting cards, DARPA demands tiny, cheap, self-modifying systems
One can't help but see a very clear instance of the triple constraint problem in action here
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Small island nation tries bold tech education strategy
Is the UK's social media ban for kids just reverse psychiatry?
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EU won't force publishers to grant dead video games an afterlife
Stop Killing Games campaign suffers setback as European Commission favors industry code of conduct over legal obligation
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Britain sending Ukraine an extra 30,000 drones – now 150,000 all up
Missiles and radars also included in £752M aid package
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Waymo hits the brakes after robotaxis keep missing the signs for freeway construction zones
Nearly 4,000 vehicles recalled for driving past closure warnings and between cones marking shut lanes
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Rockstar Games faces full hearing over alleged union busting
Tribunal rejects bid to strike blacklisting claims, with proceedings due to conclude shortly before GTA VI launches
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Microsoft once used its own brand of 'Lego' to optimize Windows
Making software feel snappier when you only have 12 MB RAM
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DARPA seeks swappable satellites to help with future star wars
Worried that an unexpected strike could take out critical orbital systems, Pentagon researchers want to know how fast the industry thinks it could launch replacements
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The Y2K bug is back! Dutch dev digs up untimely flaw in old BSD build
26 years late and no threat unless you still run a PDP-11/70 and rely on short-wave timekeeping broadcasts
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Munch Museum Windows display gives visitors something to scream about
When art reflects modern realities
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Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet
This is why you don’t let junior staff ‘save the company a few dollars’
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US Army picks out Vampire to fill a gap in its layered drone defenses
L3Harris supplies system that can down incoming drones with laser-guided rockets
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World Cup AI predictor now lets users ask daft what-ifs
Spoiler: It doesn't end well for Team Register
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XP-era Windows spotted haunting London's driverless railway
A blast from the past greets commuters
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Elon Musk is now worth more than $1,000,000,000,000
Retail investors lined up to get a handful of Musk's magic beans in SpaceX's debut
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Windows bowls a BSOD at sports fans
It's just not cricket
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Hand-cranked AI box lets you get a workout while you wait for answers
We're all familiar with AI cranks by now, but what about crank-powered AIs?
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Blockbuster new Raspberry Pi project turns any screen into old-school VCR
Who needs fancy menus and high definition? 240-MP will play your media files like it's 1999
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Next stop, C:\ ... Paris Metro screen goes off the tracks
Prochain arrêt: Gare du Bork! French capital city train does the tech can-can
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NASA's Secret: Moon astronauts will be rocking Prada underwear
What, you think any old liquid-cooled bodysuit would be acceptable to pair with such a fashionable outer layer?
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Brit maritime agency heralds fresh global rules for crewless cargo ships
If you thought driverless cars were bad, imagine a 200,000 ton container ship
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Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes
Bulletproof vests and armored vehicles were not in the job description
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Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident
He knew this was amazingly dumb but couldn’t stop laughing as the fruit went splat
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Rocket exhibit at National Space Centre pulls off unintentional NASA SLS impression
5, 4, 3, 2, 1... pfft
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FCC warns US broadcasters their licenses are a privilege, not a right
TV and radio stations told to review current practices to align with public interest obligations
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FAA grounds SpaceX’s Starship after another launch mishap
IPO? More like IP-uh-oh
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Microsoft Excel champ proves he still has the formula
Diarmuid Early dominates Amsterdam qualifier as competitive spreadsheeting sets sights on Vegas finals
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InPost locker caught shipping unactivated Windows
Contactless collection meets Microsoft's licensing reminder
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Gothenburg's self-driving bus trammed on day one
Autonomous shuttle's second passenger trip ends with rear-end collision and a tow truck
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Digital sovereignty, the musical: One engineer’s bizarre crusade against hyperscalers
A French engineer has declared war on AWS, Google and Microsoft using AI-generated sea shanties, satirical poetry, and a multilingual protest campaign
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No captain, my captain: Navantia floats crewless warship
Spanish shipbuilder's 75-meter drone vessel comes with sensors, modular payloads, and no room for sailors
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Deus ex machina: Half of US Christians trust AI's spiritual advice
AI sycophancy + spirituality = uh oh
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UK Typhoon jets fitted with bargain-bin drone busters for Middle East sorties
Low-cost laser-guided rockets offer cheaper way to swat Shahed-style threats than firing pricey air-to-air missiles
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Yes, you can serve a website from a $1 microcontroller
Well, page is more accurate, but the source code is available if you want to try doing something even crazier
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UK reloads artillery plans with £1B remote-control howitzer order
72 Boxer-mounted RCH 155s due from 2028 as Britain fills the gap left by AS-90s sent to Ukraine
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Grad-to-be turns graduation cap into Rust-powered light show
Eric Park tells us he doesn't plan to wear his modified cap to commencement, but his code's available for anyone with no such qualms and an upcoming ceremony
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Dude… where’s my password? Claude reunites forgetful stoner with $400k Bitcoin stash
AI to the rescue as 11-year search for password turns up in old PC files
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This browser add-in doesn't just hide ads, it tells you to OBEY
Chromium extension swaps promos for John Carpenter-style subliminal slogans
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Man jailed for packing printer with something more expensive than toner: Cocaine
Class A drugs loaded instead of A4
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US Army goes green-ish, wants soldiers munching on plant proteins
Powders, gels, and fermented nutrients could someday join the battlefield menu
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Windows update prompt joins the Post Office queue
Customers left staring at restart plea with no keyboard, mouse, or hope
Science
BOFH
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BOFH: Amnesty means never having to say you're sorry
There's no I in team, but there is one in insurance fraud
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BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder
Mission Control sends its regards
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BOFH: Vibe-coded solutions arrive for problems nobody has
The Boss gives common sense an AI wrapper
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BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom
No sparks, no glory
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BOFH: Arrr, I smell piracy ... and it's comin' from a machine with executive privileges
Hang on, can't we just turn off the internet?
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BOFH: If the meatbags can't agree on aircon, AI will decide for them
How were we to know Bikram Choudhury was in the training data?
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BOFH: Are you ready to raise our expense account limits now?
Yet another AI sales creep ruined by PFY's manual reading tactics
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BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge
The Boss imagineers a new laptop spec with help from AI
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BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely
Oh. Well. Color us surprised
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BOFH: Loss adjuster discovers liability is a two-way street
Insurance negotiations take a turn for the Thames